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Lincoln Logging 

The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.
Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night

Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!

Lincoln Logs 

Skidmarks times ten! Turds in your pants as if you didn't wipe your ass or even worse make it to the toilet at all!
Mitch: "What the fuck is that smell?"
Wayne: "I don't know why are you looking at me?"
Sean: "Oh shit! You did it again Wayne! I can see the turds bulging out the back of your underwear, you have some serious fucking Lincoln Logs!"

Lincoln-Logging 

Much like running a train, you and your friends take turns defecating on a girl's chest and stomach region until some type of crude structure is formed by the feces.
After feeding her ungodly amounts of booze, I was finally able to convince her to let me and my friends do some Lincoln-Logging in her dorm room.
Lincoln-Logging by eops November 1, 2009

Lincoln Logging 

When two women use a turd as a double sided dildo.
I met a hot butch last night and we ended up Lincoln logging till dawn. It was so hot.
Lincoln Logging by SallyCockidilly October 30, 2013

Lincoln Logging 

When 5 or more black men get in a close circle and stack all of their penises on top of one another, similar to the kids toy.
Lincoln logging is a very popular past time in the hood.

Lincoln Loggin 

The act of naked men stacking themselves on top of one another, mouth to penis, in a way that resembles the child’s building you, Lincoln Logs. The bottom layer of men faces upward and the top layer of men faces downward. Men are connected by a penis-to-mouth chain. It’s essentially a 69 gay orgy.
Person 1: “Hey, I was planning on Lincoln Loggin with some homies tonight. You wanna come?”

Person 2: “Oh, yeah, for sure!”
Lincoln Loggin by allypoo March 14, 2022