Kobe Bryant 

1. God reincarnated

Jesus was very jealous of his half brother, Kobe Bryant, whom God favored over him.

Kobe Bryant by Cmoneyman May 23, 2006

Kobe Bryant 

When a person is hogging the blunt

“Pass the ball Kobe!!” As his stoner friend acted like Kobe Bryant with the blunt, joint, pen, etc

Kobe Bryant by qusim April 16, 2019

Kobe Bryant 

Dead

Dude one: you did you hear about Kobe Bryant?
Dude two: yea bro he died this morning:( along with his daughter too :(

Kobe Bryant by Icrank90'sFN January 26, 2020

Kobe Bryant 

Dead

Guy 1: Hey you know that guy who’s on the news. I’m pretty sure him, his daughter and other people died in a helicopter crash.
Guy 2: Yeah, his name is Kobe Bryant
Guy 1: ... he was my idol when I was 6...

Kobe Bryant by It’s yo girl Emma Swan January 27, 2020

Kobe Bryant 

a basketball GOD.

"if there was a god of basketball it would be michae-"
"KOBE BRYANT"

Kobe Bryant by yeeeyeeeyeee March 6, 2010

Kobe Bryant 

the greatest basketball player of all time who has a huge penis which everyone loves.

after kobe bryant scored 200 points in the game, he went home and stuck his huge dick into his wife again and again

Kobe Bryant by wangzang baby August 7, 2006

kobe bryant 

The best fucking player to ever play the game of basketball.

Kobe Bryant will soon score another 81 point game.

kobe bryant by victore October 26, 2006