mccurry alaskan flat tire 

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

mccurry alaskan flat tire by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016

Puerto Rican flat tire 

When someone replies "PSSSSSSSSSH"
To anything said to them.
Basically saying they don't agree making the sound of a flat tire.
Mostly done by Puerto Rican females

Hey you dating that BBC?
Pssssssh (Puerto Rican flat tire) sound

Puerto Rican flat tire by Puertoricanflattire March 15, 2020

down like four flat tires on a dump truck 

Means that you are cool about doing something.

Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.

Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.

down like four flat tires on a dump truck by Larry Scott January 3, 2008

four flat tires 

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.

Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.

four flat tires by newsedition November 14, 2013

four flat tires 

To be close friends with another.

James and I are down like four flat tires.

four flat tires by hogan468 June 9, 2006

Flat tired wheelbarrow 

Have your girl in the wheelbarrow position as you have intercourse with her. Just as she gets ready to orgasm, you reach down and pull one arm out from underneath her. As soon as her face hits the ground you start scooting her across the carpet, letting go of her arm at the same time. She wil try to desperately to lift her face off the carpet thus looking like a flat tired wheelbarrow.

I met this chick that was into pain, so i gave her a flat tired wheelbarrow.

Flat tired wheelbarrow by Full Patch October 7, 2017

ford bronco on 4 flat tires 

When a girl has sex doggy stile while her legs and arms are num

Yo I gave that girl a ford bronco on 4 flat tires.

ford bronco on 4 flat tires by Syndrome March 14, 2016