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THE FUCKING SEXIEST CAR IN THE WORLD. HOW GOOD THIS CAR IS YOU CAN CATCH THE GAS FUMES IN A JAR AND GET A KIA WITH IT.

It's 2011 not 1605 

A response/comeback to someone who is deemed as a racist or uses racial slurs.

Usually used on the internet against trolls.
Troll: Well this video of a black man robbing an old white woman, is proof all blacks are criminals. They should be locked up or made to be slaves again, and that's how it should be.

Response: Oh shut up about "slaves", seriously, get a new joke. Every race has had slaves, not just black people you fool. Seriously get with the times, it's 2011 not 1605 !!

Hockey World Cup Final 2011 

One of the most ledgendary hockey games ever in the history of World Cup hockey ever (15 May 2011). At least according to us, the Finns, who kicked Sweden's ass, 6-1. Siriusly, it was LEDGENDARY.

The first victory for Finland in 16 years, the previous one being from Sweden in Sweden in May 1995, you can bet your ass that this was celebrated like no other. Anywhere you went, you could hear shouts of Den glider in and Ihanaa, Leijonat, ihanaa; the centre of Helsinki was full of people in various stages of drunkeness, singing, dancing, yelling and hugging complete strangers. Today, 16 May 2011, the entire nation is experiecing a colloquial hangover, even those who didn't drink anything last night, because those who did kept up everyone else. Today is the day when no one really cares if you're not 100% on top of your game, because no one else is either. Today, we celebrate. SIX FUCKING ONE, SUCKERS.
Finn 1: Did you watch the Hockey World Cup Final 2011?
Finn 2: Yeah, it was a total bloodbath!
Finn 3: YEAH, IHANAA, LEIJONAT, IHANAA!
Finn 2: DEN GLIDER IN!
All: SIX FUCKING ONE, SUCKERS!

snowpocalypse 2011 

The laying out of the entire southeast for a week following a 3"-4" covering of snow and ice leading to mind numbing all nighters and sledding on unusual and somewhat inappropriate devices which led to overly full emergency rooms and trauma centers in the region.
Yo! Montesha Nakeisha! DeAndre is at Atlanta Medical Center with a head injury after some rednecks in a kayak ran into him on his Auntie's wheelbarrow in piedmont park during snowpocalypse 2011!
snowpocalypse 2011 by prize729 January 13, 2011

OBLP Batch 2011 

Like seriously, they're the most awesome batch. EVER.
You're so awesome! You must be from OBLP Batch 2011.

The Wishing Year (2011) 11:11 

The wishing year is 2011, and is based off the legend of 11:11.

According to the book, "The Wishing Year, a legend for most ages" on Nov. 11 of 2011 at 11:11 a.m. or p.m. it’ll be the most magical date and time of the wishing year.

On the author's website, she states: You can make your "good" wishes everyday at 11:11 am or pm. The magic of 11:11 can be found any day of the month of any year. During 2011, the magic becomes stronger with the 11th day of each month as we draw closer to November 11 (the strongest day of the Wishing Year).
During The Wishing Year (2011) 11:11

Look at the clock and see that it's 11:11

make a good wish

Hope it comes true

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