Samuel 

A gay fuck head who is built like a turtle, his long boney neck makes you wanna snap it in half
His Mc Donald looking ass forehead stands out from the rest
His hair is so fucking greasy i can see my own reflection in it
His 2 mm defter leaves men speechless, yes men he cant get women.

"yo tommy do u that Samuel over there"
"Ew bro"

Samuel by 2InchPinch96420 November 9, 2020

Samuel 

Samuel is a guy who gets rejected by every girl he goes up to. This is because his 4.8 inch penis can't dazzle any girl to like him. He is very ugly and has no friends. People only talk to him because they feel sorry for him cause he has no friends. He looks like a wrinkled deceased chode. He thinks he is good looking but nah, iphe is very disgusting.

"That thing is very little, it reminds me of Samuels penis"

Samuel by Samuel4.8 June 1, 2017

SAMUEL 

A fucking idiot.

Fuck Samuel.

SAMUEL by rosting popular people December 5, 2019

Samuel 

This man is a person you never want to meet if you do you are unlucky he is very often not cool and weird.

Hi you must be samuel

Samuel by hamonster366 November 14, 2018

Samuel 

Sam aka SamPlaysR is the best friend you will ever ask for he’s ugly but he’s a god at Fortnite everyone calls him Jarvis he’s not gay his favorite sport is Football he will never get a girlfriend because he’s super ugly he’s a god at trickshoting on Fortnite he carries tfue ninja reverse2k etc he also has a code if you haven’t use code YTSamPlaysR

Samuel is super ugly

Samuel by Code YTSamPlaysR October 20, 2019

Samuel 

A name where a smartass will send you to intervention. He will say you are bullying him when you do not call him ' Sam '. This man could also be a thot like every other boi right now.

" Hello, Samuel! " Kaden waved and got a uppercut in return.

Samuel by bigboimarquez June 1, 2018

Samuel 

Samuel’s are mostly dick heads who will steal your shit every chance they get, they also lie to get what they want like cocaine. They are wild and like to kill small anime’s for fun, he’s basically a closet sociopath

Jeff: did you hear what Samuel did

Gavin: no, what did he do

Jeff: he dropped a cinderblock on a chicken on “accident”

Samuel by Aqua_sped May 23, 2020