sebastian topete 

A pussy who eats catfood, wants to smash addison rae, wears bryce hall's merch, has tatoo which says dixie(that pussy really has griffin's gf's name on him🤦 ♂️) felt like a boss bc he's member of clubhouse, but bryce showed that he's just a 🐈

Don't be like sebastian topete

sebastian topete by mrvancouver June 18, 2020

sebastian lion 

the expression you use when you can't form a coherent sentence to describe how horrid a person/place/thing is.

Note: the "lion" part can be exchanged for any other animal, as long as it isn't a cute animal (bunny, puppy, pony, etc.).

"wow, look at that milf over there."
"dude, she's a total sebastian lion."

"oh look, timmy and cindy are dancing together."
"aww, it's so great when two sebastian lions hook up."
"yeah, so the rest of us don't have to worry about them asking us out. *shudder*."

sebastian lion by kookoobananas92111 May 18, 2010

Sebastian Qwimby 

While stark naked adorn a top hat and monocle, produce a profound erection, military high step toward your partner, slap them in the face with your meat torpedo and thus saying "indubitably" to disengage the sexual maneuver. It would be a most gentlemanly.

Byron "By jove alexander! i believe when i had excited the tobacconist.....i seen Lord Ferguson giving Mary Shaw the ole "Sebastian Qwimby"!!
Alexander: "Right....indeed yes. Jolly good show. Chaps probably givin her the old trisket in the biscuit!
Byron "Indeed Alexander....truly was i moved....to half chub"

Sebastian Qwimby by Flimzorp June 9, 2017

Sebastian’s Law 

The act of only flirting with girls that are in a relationship

‘Bro she has a boyfriend’
‘Who cares, I only live by Sebastian’s Law’

Sebastian’s Law by TheRealMVP69 June 9, 2018

Sebastian Cimetta 

grey bibbers with android twennywan

Guy 1: lol i had some breakfast for dinner
Guy 2: wow thats very sebastian cimetta
Guy 1: what fuk

Sebastian Cimetta by cut_low_laa June 15, 2018

Sebastian Taylor 

A fucken wanker who jerks off his neighbours dog so he can drink the semen to impregnate himself. He loves to fondle with the penises of 6 year olds and have sexy time with the toddlers at preschool. He is also a registered sex offender and is not allowed within 50km of any school. He pleasures himself every night by using his little brother fist to stimulate is G spot. The then hand feeds his semen to his black slave that he keeps in his basement and uses him for sex.

PLEASE PUBLISH THIS xx :)

"Dont be a Sebastian Taylor"

Sebastian Taylor by Holocaust Hursty October 17, 2018

Sebastian Andre 

Sebastian Andre is a boy who likes to fight. When he begins things, he does not always complete them. He is also a person you never want to meet on the street. He is bad and rude to children but is very kind to adults. He is very rich and a big mamaboy. He hates food and wants to be home and play fortnite. If you get to know him he can be kind.

Sebastian Andre is a boy.

Sebastian Andre by RioTheBird November 12, 2018