brazilian marriage

When you go down to Brazil, meet a girl under a false name, then have sex with her on the beach, and right as you're about to unload you pull off your condom, plant your seed, throw sand in her eyes and run away. This will assure that she'll remember you forever.

Jenny - "Are you married?"

Tom - "Yes, but don't worry....it was a Brazilian marriage so she'll never find me.?

brazilian marriage by sexman413 March 10, 2010

Ban marriage movement 

A movement that seeks to ban marriage so that society can be make into a free sex society. That is where anyone can have sex with anyone else.

John is for the ban marriage movement.

Ban marriage movement by Deep blue 2012 March 8, 2010

Traditional Marriage 

Two people that love each other without being forced into one.

Look those two men are married and are happy together, thats a traditional marriage.

Traditional Marriage by FluffiestFluffBall April 20, 2020

mixed orientation marriage 

A marriage of a man and a woman where one spouse is heterosexual and one spouse is homosexual.

Often the homosexual marries the heterosexual in an attempt to "cure" their sexual attraction to the same sex. Religion, family expectations, and a desire to have children often influence a homosexual person's decision to wed a person of the opposite sex.

I use the term "homosexual" and not LGB because many same-sex attracted people that marry a person of the opposite sex do not self-identify as gay, lesbian, or bisexual. Many also prefer to stay in the closet.

Many, but not all, of these marriages end in severe marital conflict, separation, or divorce.

Sandy suspected that Steve was gay for a long time, but couldn't tell for sure until she found his Manhunt account on the family computer. Now she's certainly in a mixed orientation marriage. Sandy's hired a lawyer without Steve's knowledge.

mixed orientation marriage by poorbrokegradstudent July 23, 2010

Kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage) 

The definition of a sphincter-marriage:

When someone loves your sphincter so much, it proposed to it. So they can have sex all the time. Mainly found in gay-marriage.

De definitie van een kringspierhuwelijk:
Als iemand zoveel van je kringspier houd dat hij ermee wil trouwen. Zodat ze veel seks kunnen hebben. Dit ziet men voornamelijk bij homo-huwelijken.

I love your sphincter, will it marry me?

I'm married with my boyfriends sphincter.

Ik houd van je kringspier, mag ik ermee trouwen?
Ik ben getrouwd met mijn vriend zijn kringspier.

kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)

Kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage) by M&m! January 7, 2012

wazifa for love marriage 

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Alaskan Marriage Vows

a sexual (homosexual) act in which each man takes a turn to fill his condom with sherbet, put it on, and proceed with anal sex for a surprisingly icey experience

Even though Frank doesn't like popsicles, he agreed to the idea of exchanging Alaskan Marriage Vows after seeing Alex's extremely hot, naked body.

Alaskan Marriage Vows by homopopculture February 15, 2006