When you give someone a wedgie while they are wearing a G-string, and they start to defecate, the poop that comes out will be cut in two by the G-string.
Noun: One who is an unusually large tool. A combination of the word wedge, which is the simplest of all tools, and Stanley, a manufacturer of tools. Usually spotted at party's where there is an abundance of tool. Commonly refered to as a toolbag.
n. A disgusting LARPing girl who is willing to sell her body for hit points. She doesn't look attractive at all, and is passed around the wedge rat circle muliple times.
That Wedge Slut will give you head for a +2 longsword.
A Wedge Salad is when you take a woman you love, gently and lovingly lick and finger her ass, and then follow that by having the best anal sex ever, all the while watching the sun rise in Las Vegas.
I woke up dreaming of having a wedge salad. At first, my girl was a little shy, but then relished in the idea of providing me with a wedge salad.