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Siberian Wedgie 

When you give someone a wedgie while they are wearing a G-string, and they start to defecate, the poop that comes out will be cut in two by the G-string.
"Hey bro is it okay if i give you a Siberian wedgie later?"
Siberian Wedgie by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 13, 2025

weggie seed

small balls of crap and lint that gather in the crack of your ass during the day.
"I was going after my woman doggie style untill I saw 4 or 5 big ass weggie seeds in her ass crack"
weggie seed by RdHogg January 12, 2008

wedge stanley 

Noun: One who is an unusually large tool. A combination of the word wedge, which is the simplest of all tools, and Stanley, a manufacturer of tools. Usually spotted at party's where there is an abundance of tool. Commonly refered to as a toolbag.
That guy is a wedge stanley.

Wedge Stanley over there is really pissing me off, this next beer bottle is headed his direction
wedge stanley by DBCaptain August 27, 2006

wedge slut 

n. A disgusting LARPing girl who is willing to sell her body for hit points. She doesn't look attractive at all, and is passed around the wedge rat circle muliple times.
That Wedge Slut will give you head for a +2 longsword.
wedge slut by H.P. Lovecraft January 4, 2005

wedge salad 

A Wedge Salad is when you take a woman you love, gently and lovingly lick and finger her ass, and then follow that by having the best anal sex ever, all the while watching the sun rise in Las Vegas.
I woke up dreaming of having a wedge salad. At first, my girl was a little shy, but then relished in the idea of providing me with a wedge salad.
wedge salad by Tumbleturn April 6, 2014

Wedge Salad 

A wedge salad is when you take an 85 cent head of romaine lettuce, chop it into quarters, add ranch and bacon bits, and then sell it for 6 bucks.
"Wow, I can't believe Randy wasted his money on a fucking wedge salad."