date rape the coffee pot

This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.

Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?

OR

Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!

date rape the coffee pot by Not Steve yo! October 14, 2010

Rape the koala silly 

To fail in an exceedingly spectacular way.

Billy, be sure not to rape the koala silly at your exam today.

Rape the koala silly by DuMaH December 28, 2007

Rape the Room 

An expression generally used during Online Multiplayer in Call Of Duty; meaning that your party won nearly all of the matches in the period of an hour or so while playing in the same lobby.

Dave: Yeah man you shouldn't have gotten off last night. A few games after you left we totally raped the room! We were unstoppable!

Aaron: Damn that sucks. We always rape the room.

Rape the Room by patriotsaaron0218 December 27, 2010

Don't Rape the Baby 

Words you should always have close to your heart.
Remember, Having sex with a child may feel good, but you still shouldn't do it.

1: Hey there cute little baby. How are you today. I tell you what we'll do, I'll just stick that in there like that and then...
2: Oi! What the hell are you doing?!
1: What?
2: Man, don't rape the baby, what the hell is wrong with you?!

Don't Rape the Baby by Pimp-Master J May 11, 2006

Rape the bain 

1. To dominate a competition or event. ie- whitewash, clean sweep.

2. To monopolise a sought after item or purchase a complete stock.

1. a: Did you win the football game last night?
b: Raped the bain, 65-0.

2. a: Do you want me to buy all of them?
b: Yeah... Rape the bain.

Rape the bain by GerbilFX January 17, 2007

can't rape the willing 

A phrase describing someone who is/was agreeable to sexual activities or other naughty behaviour.

Bill: Hey Tom. I heard you convinced Rebecca to try a menage a trois?
Tom: Yeah, can't rape the willing...she already has a GUY picked out for us.
Bill: Oh.....
Tom: Yeah...this should be interesting...my threesome fantasties have always been with two women and she just threw a wrench into that one now didnt she. I guess that will have to be for the next time.

agreeable ally

can't rape the willing by TheBigCanucklehead March 25, 2015

rape the rail

Holding the rail while playing or doing tricks on DDR at an arcade. Considered "cheap" or "noob".

Look at that noob rape the rail.

rape the rail by eunmi007 July 13, 2006