What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020

paki stack 

When you fit more people into a small car than there are seats, usually requiring people to sit on each other or in the trunk. Sometimes the dashboard or roof may be necessary.

"The van's full, were gonna have to make two trips."

"Nah dude, let's just paki stack it'

paki stack by rustacles August 26, 2013

pack snail 

To eat pussy. Usually executed with tongue strokes that spell out a friends name so you can tell them about it later.

Jim: How was your date? Did you pack snail?

Mike: A little. I was going to town spelling out Mark and then I got the tap. I should've gone with Jim.

Jim: Yes you should have.

pack snail by mike_hymen March 26, 2010

six pack shower 

the act of stepping into a hot shower with an ice cold six pack of beer and only exiting after all the beer has been consumed, usually after a prolonged period of being shower-free.

after spending 2 weeks in the wilderness with nothing but water to drink and baby wipes to clean with, that six pack shower really hit the spot.

six pack shower by 080080 April 4, 2011

Pack Smack

When walking up the stairs at school and the person in front of you has a huge backpack and it smacks you in the face. Another way you can endure pack smack is when someone turns suddenly in the hallway, their backpack hits you, thus pushing you over.

Joni just pack smacked me right into those lockers.

Man, That Josh kid totally pack smacked me in the face today.

Pack Smack by plasticbeach November 3, 2010

Snack Pack Sack Attack 

The Snack Pack Sack Attack is quite simply, the result of a young man dipping his testicular sack (ball sack) into a snack pack (pudding), preferably tapioca (for the joy of texture), and then dipping that sack into a young womens mouth (teabag)
ball sack + snack pack + teabag = YES

"Hey remember that time when little Billy passed out in the locker room and Coach Sourbee snack pack sack attacked his ass??"
"yeah, I heard they pressed charges or something"

Snack Pack Sack Attack by capitalG March 14, 2009