Istina-Pravda

Family motto of the Gouk family: There are two truths.

The new Government has adopted Istina-Pravda as there Guiging principle.

Istina-Pravda by doogers February 19, 2026

beefy itting 

A slang term for iterating the word befitting, like if you wanted to be cool you'd totally shout "Dang, dude! That hat is beefy ittin'!" Beefy itting is not only fun and erotic, but it can be misheard as the regular nonslang term, and thus everything will be okay when you accidentally say it during a job interview or funeral oration. Just make sure you say it sort of quick, for sneaky effects.

"Charles was a rather beefy itting name for such a noble lad. I'm glad I had the opportunity to meet him. Such a groovy soul, filled with even more beefy ittin jive. I will miss him dearly."
-pablo picasso at charles dickens funeral, 3057
~woem!~

beefy itting by Art Club Steve December 6, 2006

P-issing 

Occurs when you and your mate touch penises. Very romantic, a lot nicer than actual kissing. P-issing is the perfect thing to do on your first sussy date.

Vincent: "Hey Simon, can i p-iss you?"
Simon: "why, of course.." *unbuttons pants* "I love p-issing"

P-issing by sonlolsonlol22 December 16, 2022

Jaywalker of Islington 

A person who threatens to start operating like a normal, proper human after getting his ass beat for fifteen minutes straight. But instead chooses to jaywalk four lanes of heavy traffic.

"Holy shit you are the Jaywalker of Islington"
"The rumours are true, they jaywalker of Islington is real"

Person One - "have you heard of the "ice truck killer?"
Person Two - "Nah, but you should watch out for the "Jaywalker of Islington"

Jaywalker of Islington by Captain Talon December 18, 2024