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International Gay 

International men who appear to be gay in all respects but sleep with tons of women.
I was sure that Spanish dude was gay after he cockslapped me but now he's making out with a hot chick. Must be an IG (abbreviation for International Gay).

International Baccalaureate 

The international diploma is a two year high school course also known as hell designed for masochistic fucks. It lures you into the programme by looking like it offers many opportunities, basically makes it looks like you're going places after this but all you end up doing is drugs and more drugs to forget this. The only place you end up after this is either an asylum or a deathbed. Don't do the IB kids :)

Love,
Proud masochist :)
"Hey child why are you doing crack cocaine?"

"I do the International Baccalaureate this is nothing"

International Kissing Your Crush Day 

Between 7th and 10th May, find the courage to make a move on your crush and kiss him/her. What are you waiting for??
-Hey can I kiss you, it's international kissing your crush day!
- Sure!

International Baccalaureate 

Because of the International Baccalaureate program, I am constantly stressed out, am missing out on the "best years of my life", and rarely have a weekend to have fun with friends due to the insane amounts of homework assigned. I also feel that it's all for naught.

International Pig Tail Day 

Day in which girls wear their hair up in pigtails in celebration. Usually celebrated in the Continental United States on December 3rd. and August 9th in Europe.
International Pig Tail Day is being celebrated in Ireland in 2014 on 9th August.

Toastmasters International 

A non-profit organization developing public speaking and leadership skills through practice and feedback in local clubs since 1924.

This has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with an international legion of superheroes that control toast in any of its forms.
Girl that runs up waving a Toastmasters International pen: "Toastmasters... International. Wait for it, it'll all make sense. They're a team of superhumans that control TOAST! Isn't that AWESOME?"

You: "No. It won't. That's not what they are."