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Cultured entrance 

Enter a room unannounced and wait for those in the room to notice you first. Cultured people do not like to knock before entering a room because it reminds them too much of the popo knocking down their doors after a brief knock to catch them committing a crimes.
Shaq Mugabe did a cultured entrance today into my office, and I barely even noticed him come in!

My paralegal, Shaniqua Shanene, did a cultured entrance into my office today, and I just ignored her because she couldn’t be bothered to announce herself.

Kosher Entrance 

Entering a home or establishment via a neighbouring roof or fence. A signature move popularised by Jewish worshipers in Melbourne trying to circumvent illegal synagogue gatherings during lockdown.
Will: "Steve I didn't see you come in, when did you get to the party?"
Steve: "I made a kosher entrance around the back about 10 minutes ago."
Kosher Entrance by ArminTamzarian September 15, 2021

Kosher Entrance 

Entering a home or establishment via a neighbours roof or fence. A signature move popularised by Jewish worshipers in Melbourne trying to circumvent illegal synagogue gatherings during lockdown.
Will: "Steve I didn't see you come in, when did you get to the party?"
Steve: "I made a kosher entrance around the back about 10 minutes ago."
Kosher Entrance by ArminTamzarian September 15, 2021

french entrance 

The act of sliding your middle finger against someone’s had during a handshake
Ricky: Bro, you know Robbie?
Yak: Yeah! The bastard always tried to give me a French entrance
french entrance by Yak Horseman September 21, 2021

rear entrance 

The ass
The hole at the bottom of the back.
Mainly for delivery of waste, but occasionally used for sexual pleasure
I'd love to enter your rear entrance!
rear entrance by The Agronomist August 3, 2022

rear entrance 

The ass, the hole in the bottom of the back.
Mainly designed for exits, but some enjoy having things (cocks, dildos, butt plugs) entering it, for sexual pleasure.
I shoved my shaft up her rear entrance last night.

John entered my rear entrance yesterday.

I prefer to use the rear entrance, instead of the front, to be sure I don't end up with a child.
rear entrance by The Agronomist August 30, 2022