Sassy Bagel 

A sassy bagel is otherwise known as the common household donut

Person 1: hey, whatcha got there?
Person 2: a sassy bagel *holds up round pastry*
Person 1: .... that's a donut!

Sassy Bagel by awkward banjo July 31, 2010

Stud Bagel 

Like a Stud Muffin, only Jewish

Dude, your wife is a babe, You must be a real Stud Bagel

Stud Bagel by Sgt. I.M. Nobody January 17, 2009

schmo bagel 

term of endearment for a goofball or someone who does something silly

Why did you put your keys in the refrigerator, you schmo bagel?

schmo bagel by Joy Schmoe December 7, 2010

sugar bagel 

A donut

Yeah, let me get a chocolate frosted sugar bagel with some whippy waps.

sugar bagel by ProxyFox March 7, 2017

Spicy Bagel 

Used to define a grim bird, she's that horrid to look at you can only imagine how bad her fanny is.

"Mate she's fuckin' angin she must have a right spicy bagel"

Spicy Bagel by DspmShh December 22, 2018

Sesame Bottom Bagel 

This process is long and hard so listen up. First you must find a sesame bagel (no other bagel will work) and cover it in cream chesse. Then, while having sexualy intercourse (man or woman will work), push the bagel in the anus until the anus is completely destroyed, or until the anus is flaming red with pink on the outside. After the anal seducing, take the bagel out of the anus, then enjoy. For the best possible results, use a woman.

I gave my girl friend a sesame bottom bagel, but i used a popy bagel and the popies wouldnt come out for 2 weeks.

Sesame Bottom Bagel by Arnie Mcpalmer January 1, 2010

salmon bagel 

a really white girls vagina, thats bright red and looks like a bagel with salmon, or in jew language, lox

oh god cindy is going commando, and i looked and there was a total salmon bagel under there!

salmon bagel by devonenjoysalmon January 28, 2009