Bats in the Cave 

When I was growing up: "Bats in the Cave" is when you spread a guy's shitter so you can buttfuck him but he's got a load of black dingleberries hangin' from his asshairs.

I was about to do damage to Pete's anus, but damn that dude had about a hundred hangers jangling in the wind: Bats in the Cave, dude. STANK.

Bats in the Cave by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 26, 2008

bats in the cave 

u has boogers

u has bats in the cave

bats in the cave by ii_ishfrench December 11, 2020

bats for the yankees 

euphamism for one being homosexual; see batting for the yankees

see batting for the yankees

bats for the yankees by Bunsen October 17, 2004

bats in the cave 

A description a woman may use for being celibate or not having had sex in some time.

It's been so long since I had sex that I got bats in the cave.

bats in the cave by Dmented29 August 25, 2008

beats for the sheets 

Music that a couple put on before having sex.

I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music

beats for the sheets by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015

bats in the belfry

The best song ever made by dispatch the coolest band ever, or to be batty or eccentric

I've got bats in the belfry
Im in the kitchen
boiling society

bats in the belfry by Bubba March 24, 2005

Bats in the cave 

A condition that occurs when a women has not had sex in a long time. Therefore she has Bats in her cave.

Guy 1: "That girl has a really nice ass. I mean, Dam!"
Guy 2: "tru d that, but that girl has 'Bats in the cave'. She will be a quickie."

Bats in the cave by isthereanything2 May 24, 2009