stalker pivot 

The action preformed by a creepy guy, usually at a comic con, where he attempts to inject himself into your group but fails, quickly looking for an out, he will lock his eyes on the next next available group of girls and preform a stalker pivot.

"This guy came up to us and was acting like a complete creeper, we told him off and he preformed the creepiest stalker pivot I've ever seen and started following some other group of girls."

stalker pivot by dzuari February 26, 2015

plant and pivot 

The act of leaving something behind/at someone's dwelling in order to have a reason to call them approximately 3 days later. Most commonly this is done after a date or a one night stand.

Last night after we made out, Jill laid down a plant and pivot by leaving her necklace on the coffee table.

plant and pivot by Dr. Kellie February 19, 2009

Rat Pivot 

When a professional wrestler sell's to the crowd. But actually is scanning the crowd for the opposite sex

After a giant clothesline from Okada, Karl Anderson spent 30 seconds leaning over the top rope trying to gather himself but was actually doing a Rat Pivot.

Rat Pivot by @Badmoneyslim March 25, 2019

The Hamilton Pivot 

When someone is drinking high quality alcohol all night, and then chooses to drink something of significantly lesser quality to end of the night.

The name is derived from the town of Hamilton, Ontario, a city one hour removed from Toronto, Ontario.

We were drinking shots of Patrón for hours, and then this guy pulled The Hamilton Pivot. Ordered a round of Jim Beam, and then went right home.

The Hamilton Pivot by panzermega June 17, 2016

pinch and pivot 

The act of stopping mid stream while urinating to pop a squat. Often necessarily executed in haste as a result of blindly trusting a fart that has gone awry while taking a piss. There is no time to flex the stream closed. It must be manually pinched off and involves the act of shuffling awkwardly while simultaneously attempting to put the seat down and drop trou'. SHALL only be attempted by seasoned professionals.

Dave: "That was a long piss. You good bro?"
Ryan: "I was mid stream when the Chinese food hit, I had to pinch and pivot to avoid catastrophe."

Sarah spent the weekend cleaning the bathroom as a result of a poorly executed pinch and pivot by Scott.

pinch and pivot by Dirty D 69 November 3, 2018

Angry Pivot MAn 

A person who is in the center of a Circle Jerk bent over pivoting around to service the circle jerkers, however at the time of ejaculation, the cirlce jerkers give the pivot man an angry pirate.

"Dude, right when I came, i shot in his eye and kicked him in the shin... oh yeah, i made him an angry pivot man."

Angry Pivot MAn by Knvt November 6, 2009

thot pivot 

When an e-girl begins producing porn as soon as she starts gaining clout by streaming games or otherwise being online in a non-sexual capacity.

A way to capitalize off of internet fame. Though it can be done by both men and women, it's most frequently associated with women.

After making headlines by selling her bathwater, Belle Delphine's thot pivot was one of the most successful in e-girl history, gaining thousands of subscribers on her OnlyFans page within days of opening an account.

"Ever since her thot pivot, her streams are averaging more viewers and engagement in the chat."

"Every third commenter was encouraging her to make a thot pivot when she posted that a "Major Announcement" was coming soon."

thot pivot by BrunchEatingAsshole December 9, 2020