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Walmart Photographer 

A Walmart Photographer is a person who buys a beginner DSLR camera (Canon, Nikon, Sony, etc...) from Walmart, Best Buy, Amazon, etc... and calls themselves a professional photographer with the lack of talent.
Karen: DM me for photography rates!

A hobbyist: Where did you your camera?

Karen: Oh, from walmart! It's a Canon t3i (a beginner camera)

A hobbyist: "Fucking Karen thinks she's a professional cuz she has a camera! She's a god damn walmart photographer!"
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facetime photographer 

Someone who takes the best photos while FaceTiming.
She sent her the best shots she took while they were on FaceTime. Making her a FaceTime photographer

Band Photographer 

The guy who actually have money
Do you see the guy taking the photos? The band photographer; He can actually affoard a hotel, so he won’t sleep in the van tonight!

A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph 

A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph
A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph

Photography club 

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Friend: Hey! What is that photography club? Isn’t that from the anime with the best outro?

You:Yes it is!

photographerspeople 

A typo in a mistake-ridden rejection email sent to over 3,000 photojournalists who applied for the 2020 New York Times Portfolio Review. A common phrase to refer to a photojournalist.
Damn, the New York Times really rejected thousands of photographerspeople from their annual portfolio review.

Pootographer 

Someone who frequently photographs their poo.
Ernie fancies himself a pootographer and sends a "daily poo" email to all of his friends. Yesterday's email title was "A tribute to corn."
Pootographer by Big Herm October 20, 2006