New Mexico monsoon 

When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.

I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.

New Mexico monsoon by AustNilo July 31, 2019

New Mexico Pickle 

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.

Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.

New Mexico Pickle by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021

New Mexico Rimmer 

When you use tajin while giving a rim job.

Hey did you know that they give New Mexico Rimmers here?

New Mexico Rimmer by *_*suck_my_cack*_* August 28, 2021

New Mexico green chile 

The act of your partner drinking yellow Gatorade earlier that day then proceeding to poop on your chest the poop has a slight green tint resulting in the "New Mexico Green Chile"

(1)Hey man have you drank any Gatorade today?
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!

New Mexico green chile by Lit Loc November 3, 2021

New Mexico United 

1. The closest thing Albuquerque will ever get to an NFL team.

2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.

3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.

Person 1: "Hey did you catch the New Mexico United game last night?".

Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".

New Mexico United by LaxMan420 April 16, 2022

New Mexico Strawberry 

When you nut in a girl on her period and eat it out.

Bro I just gave Savannah a New Mexico Strawberry

New Mexico Strawberry by NinjaCody33 November 16, 2022

New Mexico Tug 

The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.

I couldn’t get it up last night so we had to do the New Mexico Tug; it hurt like hell.

New Mexico Tug by Pewbic and Basedyana June 30, 2025