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Lancaster, South Carolina 

Pronounced Lang-kiss-ter. The most retarded town on the face of the fucking planet. Their best hang-out is Wal-Mart...its also their biggest attraction. Lancaster is full of idiot fundamentalists that don't know right from left, much less what they're talking about 99% of the time. The only thing its famous for is Andrew Jackson and an astronaut. Not to mention, it has roads that looks like they were paved by monkeys. The schools are filled with neanderthals carrying back packs. If you have an option between living in Lancaster, SC or living in Hell, choose Hell, you'd be much happier.
I was filled with disdain when I found out I was moving to Lancaster, South Carolina. However, I decided to give it a chance.

That was pretty much pointless, because no matter how hard I tried to like Lancaster, there was no getting around the fact that it ruined my life.

lancaster girls grammar

an awesome place full of awesome girls. they are all very clever, ( hence why they are there). many other school don't like them because they are very jealous of their better lives and better people.
Lancaster girls grammar what's that?

Just a top state school.

Lancaster, CA 

Located in the Antelope (forefathers killed all of them) Valley it is a rural desert with Joshua trees (named after a guy named Joshua), dirt, and dirt. Highly recommended for anyone looking to get within a certain amount of miles of their victims. A GREAT last resort for one's existence.
"where are the #$% palm trees? we this is California isn't it?!" sure it is! we are in Lancaster, CA.

Lancaster boys grammar 

A grammar school for boys, have girlfriends at the Lancaster girls grammar. The school is divided by two groups of people, swats and normal people. The normal boys are good looking and amazing at rugby. They have it all, clever and good looking. They are the most normal people in Lancaster. The chavs go to Morecambe, our lady's, Skerton and Central. Grammar boys are fit as!
They have the best girl friends ever! see above.
wow. you can totally tell he's a Lancaster boys grammar boy.
Lancaster boys grammar by free hugs. December 20, 2010

Lancaster, NH 

A pathetic small-ass "town." the almost non-existant population is 3,280, sadly it is the second largest in the county after Berlin. Activities there include: walking, smoking pot, drinking, jogging, running, skinny dipping, and walking. The town doesn't even have a high school. Instead, all the teens go to a regional high school along with teens from Dalton, Carroll, Jefferson, and Whitefield. Even with 5 towns going there, only 500 kids attend the school, the back "vo-ag" hallway is really only used for ski practice and doing drugs. The only movie theatre in the town has one screen and gets movies about 3 months after they originally come out. Most of....actually 99.9% of the population are total hicks, and wear steel-toe boots and carharts to school.
"Let's go to Lancaster, NH to watch a movie."

"Ha! What are we going to see, Grease?"
Lancaster, NH by jonesgirl July 8, 2009

Lancaster Kids 

The teenagers of a city in central Ohio, who have the highest number of people in internet forums.
"Like OMG. I hate Lancaster Kids! Theres soo many of them!"
"Omg IKR- I BET THEY HAVE SUCKY LIVES!"
Lancaster Kids by Joshypoo April 27, 2006