Dangerous wank

The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.

Margaret: What did you get up to last night?

Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.

Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.

Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.

Dangerous wank by slapyourstick October 14, 2011

Dangerous dick 

A guy who does extremely stupid, dangerous things.

"What the hell is he doing, he's going to run off the road!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"

Dangerous dick by a halfling December 26, 2011

Dangerous Dave

A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.

Oi dangerous dave, i bet you couldnt climb the eiffel tower!

Oh yea? I bet u I could!

Dangerous Dave by Jimbob Saveloy April 9, 2020

The most dangerous game 

A sport akin to tennis in which the players, mounted upon enraged grizzly bears, swat live dynamite across a tennis net as invented and depicted by SMBC artist and writer Zack Weiner. Also known as grizzly-boom tennis.

"I was never the same since that fateful day when I witnessed my father blown to bits in the most dangerous game, his remains nibbled on by his mount."

The most dangerous game by The bad man July 23, 2009

Dangerously sarcastic 

adj - The act of being sarcastic to the fullest extent possible, which then results in dangerous consequences. This trait is commonly found in sassy women.

Guy #1: Do you have a stapler with you?
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!

Dangerously sarcastic by Gorillafaceoff April 24, 2011

dangerball 

A drinking game that is similar to beerpong, but has some dangerous twists. You have an extra cup that rests on top of the other cups (the dangercup) and when that cup is made your team has to take a shot of alcohol. There are also two dangerballs that rest on top of the cups that can get knocked in.

Guy1: Dude, I'm sick of beerpong
Guy2: Let's play some dangerball then
Guy1: That's dangerous

dangerball by Robert Bacon November 8, 2007

dangerous

okay you can fuck me now

“you’re so dangerous”

dangerous by dangerouswoman123876 February 27, 2021