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Cheese-grater 

Feels as long and drawn out as taking a cheese-grater to your testicles. Even if it's not for a very long time, the mind wishes it would be over with quickly.
Playing some RPG's is like reading a good book except that at the end of each page/chapter, you have to take a cheese-grater to your nuts for several hours (ie: leveling up).
Cheese-grater by Pickleton August 29, 2003

cheese grater experience 

when a person gives someone a blowjob using their teeth.
Guy 1: How was last night?

Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.

Cheese Grater Dick

Commonly referred to as CGD, "Cheese Grater Dick" is a painful chafing that occurs as an affect of wearing jeans without underwear.
Chris: I didn't have any clean underwear this morning so I had to go commando today.

Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow
Cheese Grater Dick by Chrya Lewa September 21, 2009

Cheese Grater Effect 

When you are wearing a sports jersey with those little holes on a cold day, and the holes scrape across your nipples, making it feel like someone just cheese gratered your nipples.
Holy crap,this jersey is causing a Cheese Grater Effect on my man-nipples.

Cheese Grater Dick

A person with a cheese grater dick is a very specific type of person. As soon as you look at such a man, you will immediately know of their cheese grater dick characteristics. Said person is quite a cuck, and lack much of a care for others.
Person 1: "Go fuck yourself, faggot
Person 2: "Shut the up, you cheese grater dick cuck"

cheese grater's perk 

When grating cheese, as you come to the end of the block you find that there is a small piece that you are not able to grate fully due to its size.

As the cheese grater (not the same as cheese grater), you are entitled to consume this tiny piece of cheese yourself.
"I think you'll find that, having successfully grated this gigantic wedge of cheddar, I am entitled to the cheese grater's perk. Good day to you, sir."
cheese grater's perk by C3POwen October 6, 2011