caiden 

caiden is the bestest sexiest funniest zhongli haver. caiden is like a god. caiden has full hate clubs of obsessive people! and a protection squad if you dont like caiden then you are mentally deficient. only people with powerful minds can understand caiden. caiden is not a light yagami kinnie because he is an actual god!

i dont like caiden.
you should go to therapy or die
sorry.

caiden by mitskifan3 May 21, 2021

Caiden 

A guy who will hit you up saying your cute then say he don't like you and you got the wrong idea after he said he was willing to date you

Caiden: hey your cute wanna get to know each other
My dumbass :ya sure

Caiden a week later :I don't like you and I barely know anything about you

Caiden by Caiden your a bitch August 10, 2019

caiden 

caiden really loves halle and wants to kiss her 😭😂

caiden you're seeing this

caiden by jack's at boy scout camp July 4, 2017

Caiden 

Caiden is a fake person that likes to suck sweaty balls while he gets juiced on by elephants.

You can tell their a Caiden

Caiden by bob frank williams October 3, 2018

Caiden 

Usually a fat hippo and eats nothing. He usually lives in a small house and tries acting cool by doing whatever other people do just to look col and fit in.

"That fag Caiden ate all my food...what a hippo.

Caiden by Dmegalodon February 7, 2019

Caiden 

And girl or boy who is funny , he or she describes themselves as ugly and fat . But she is a amazing friend who won’t put up with shit

So get yourself a caiden but make sure your not FAKE.

Haha caiden made me laugh all day and all night he/she is so funny.

Caiden by Slavechick99 March 24, 2019

caiden 

the most beautiful ugly piece of nice guy that loves big black beans in his wide juicy work book

i just really want a caiden in my ass right now

caiden by whare May 16, 2021