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Lee Harvey Oswald 

This man killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy on November 22, 1963. There is a myth perpetuated that Oswald was just the fall guy. The myth originated the same way most conspiracy theories do. A power imbalance. How can a powerless nobody kill the most powerful man in the world? If it is possible for him to do it alone then the world is disordered. If he required help from others then the power imbalance is equalized and there is order in the world. Movies like JFK further perpetuate the myth. Once the myth is accepted by the majority, people like me get thumbed down. The reason why there isn't a conspiracy theory for John Hinckley, Jr. is because Reagan survived. "If Hinckley had powerful friends like Oswald he would have been successful," is the rationalization.
Joe Blow: But...his head went that way and the bullet....magic bullet!

Jane Doe: So you are a ballistics expert?

Joe Blow: Lee Harvey Oswald was a patsy!!!

Jane Doe: There is zero evidence that he actually was a patsy.

Steve Harvey 

When the wrong winner is read out at an awards show or presentation.
Steve Harvey by OscarFuckup February 28, 2017

Dirty Harvey 

A little fucking scrawny fucking bitch who only cares about his fortnite wins. He has a really cool friend named Robbie who is really cool. Harvey isn’t also a renowned sex offender and he is known as a digital threat as he grooms kids online
Kid your such a fucking dirty Harvey. I raw dogged your nan last night
Dirty Harvey by Vanilla-Ice T July 18, 2020

Chris Harvey 

When a person miraculously just disappears, fades into the darkness of nowhere. Sneaky yet mysterious
In the middle of a riveting conversation and wow, he's/she is gone.

More than likely in the middle of a massive drinking session he/she becomes MIA
Hey! *looks left, right, up and down* Where did they go...
Must have pulled a Chris Harvey

Hey man, I totally pulled a Chris Harvey last night - stealth mode master!

Jai Harvey

A guy with a huge ass ogre dick and gets all the chicks and should be the God of pimps and hoes and is the coolest person in ur neighbour hood and u should give s high five every time u meet him
Jai Harvey by Iknoharvfu August 24, 2016

The Steve Harvey 

When a woman shits in a mans hand during sex and the man wipes the feces on his upper lip, leaving a streak that looks like Steve Harvey's mustache. Once the streak has hardened onto the man's lip, he eats the woman out while moaning the number one answers from the most recent Family Feud episode.
Jen: "Have you done The Steve Harvey with your boyfriend yet?"
Pamela: "No."
Jen: "Oh, you're missing out."
The Steve Harvey by SatanWithoutHorns September 19, 2018