Wake and break 

Breaking wind in the morning

Girlfriend 1: Hey, how's Brad these days?
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the bedroom smelled like the inside of a leper this morning.
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep,'fraid so:(

Wake and break by Eva C. Bowles January 2, 2009

Wake n' Bake 

To smoke weed as soon as you wake up.

If you wanna crash here you can. In the morning we'll do a wake n' bake.

Wake n' Bake by KUSH NOT BUSH June 15, 2008

Wake the fuck Up 

GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK

wake the fuck up you twat

Wake the fuck Up by Memelord694201337 April 6, 2017

wake and fry 

When you partake of the LSD while, or shortly after, waking up.

- Good morning!
- Dude, why is there a small, rectangular piece of paper in my mouth?
- Time to wake and fry!

wake and fry by d3ly51d June 20, 2018

Wake and Jenk 

The process of huffing Jenkem immediately upon wakening.

"With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with jenkem, I see visions. " - Tom Cruise

"I always wake and jenk. Everyday. I even got my own batch of home brew." - Area local

Wake and Jenk by mudbutt55 January 15, 2013

wake and bake 

Wake and bake is when you wake up after sleeping and immediately smoke marijuana. It immediately makes one feel an incredible high. Also know as......

"Whats a wake and bake?" said the freshman to the senior......." That's when I arise with red eyes...turn n burn, pillow and billow, roust and roast, resin toast, raise n toast, oj and roll a j, puffin muffin, pancake n bake, BIG BOWL A RAISIN BRAIN BIG BOWL O RESIN MAAAN!, BISQUICK AND QUICK HIT THIS SHIT, scope n dope, listerine and mr green, mach 3 turbo and pack thee herbo, armor n hammer baking soda and peroxide whitening toothpaste and SMOKE SOME WEED! Arise my sticky green villagers. Big meeting at the firepit, be brave my villagers! Some wont make it back...for today nugs will die, but for we as a village, the hour of weed is up on us, for today we PACK THE CHRON AT THE CRACK OF DAWN!"

wake and bake by GhOsT DoGg 79 March 24, 2010

Wake Tech 

The University of Wake Tech for high achievers of America is the most prestigious school on this side of the mississippi and has graduated such successful individuals as that dude who sells speakers out of a van at walmart, or that one dude who strategically places hamburger patties between sesame buns...

GUY1: I got in to wake tech man!!!
GUY2: Scoreee me to!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY1: We're goin places Dude!

Wake Tech by iamaputtputtpro April 16, 2009