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Herpes Transmission Party 

Also known as HTP. When you bring a bunch of gay boys (usually newly out of the closet) together to spend the weekend with each other, what inevitably ensues is that everyone hooks up with each other over the course of the weekend, ensuring that if anyone suffers from Herpes, they'll be transmitting it to everyone else in the group who engaged in hooking up.
Guy 1: Hey, why don't you come over this weekend? John, Mike, Hunter and Lance will be there. You know, we'll be "hanging out."

Guy 2: Thanks for the Herpes Transmission Party invitation, but I'd like to remain disease free for now...besides, I'm not into all those guys.
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Dropped Transmission 

Dropping your transmission is a term meaning your car will no longer go until you pick up the transmission again and stuff it back into the transmission bay
Dropped transmission is term for broken transmission

off the transmission 

synonym: off the hook. Slang created in jest for those that use the word clutch.

aqueous transmission 

a. transmission of something dissolved in a liquid, often called a cumshot.

b. transmission of aqueousness
c. a car's transmission dissolved in water
d. a chill melody broadcasted via radio waves
I gave her the biggest aqueous transmission last night, she almost drowned.
My engine is moist.
I love that aqueous transmission, it's so soothing.
My sock is stiff, i think i got too much aqueous transmission on it.

transmission 

see 'trancemission'.
transmission by Diego September 9, 2003

Megaman Network Transmission 

This GCN game fucked the Megaman Battle Network series up the ass. It went from an awesome real-time RPG to a lame platformer.
MMNT screwed the awesome Battle NEtwork series badly.

Transmissionism

the belief and/or complex that one is more superior than others simply due to the transmission of his/her car.

Usually found amongst dumbasses who recently acquired a car of manual transmission.

Common symptoms-
1. thinking anybody gives a shit that their car is manual
2. discussing transmission of cars more often than the common once every 3 years
3. down syndrome

Possible cures/treatments-
1. Exchanging manual transmission car for automatic
2. Realizing one is retarded and never mentioning his/her transmission nor the transmission of others ever again
3. Suicide
Goth's transmissionism is really ruining his social life...he feels that driving a stick shift makes him more of a man/real driver.
Transmissionism by HFL... August 4, 2010