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The Wank That Stank 

A book about Adam
The Wank That Stank is critically acclaimed as a New York Timers Best Seller and Owashomee, North Dakota.

Stank on the source code 

To put stank on the source code is to use mystical and ancient knowledge of IT to fix or improve the function of electronics.
If you've ever had a problem with your computer, and your geeky friend fixed it seemingly by magic, that's when you know that they dropped some stank on the source code.
Person 1: Woah man, are you watching porn in 8k?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I dropped some pretty serious stank on the source code, and now I can stream anal porn in ultra high quality

Person 1: My phone is so slow. I think I need to update my software
Person 2: Fuck that brah, just put some stank on the source code!

The Sankey Treatment

The act of leaving your teacher or boss in a zoom call for at least 5 minutes on their own at the start of a meeting.

Named after Sankey Diagrams, an extremely confusing form of graph with lots of twists and turns... to delay the inevitable.
Let's give our english teacher The Sankey Treatment today...
The Sankey Treatment by BetaNerd August 30, 2020

hang the shank 

slang (mostly for men) to urinate. Thought to originate from Northern New Jersey, possibly a derivative from an old sailor's or construction workers term.
'Can you wait here I have to go hang the shank'

'ok let me hang the shank first then I'll give him a call..'
hang the shank by thrill67 January 10, 2017

The Stanky Eye 

when someone abruptly looks at you in a mean or dirty manner. Closely related to the death glare.
The stanky eye:
Jim: * watches from across the room *
Jen: JIM, QUIT GIVIN' ME YERR ****ING STANKY EYE .

the stanky leg 

Hitting someone so hard that their legs go weak. What you see right b/f someone gets knocked the F/k out!!
Man, I told dude to stop. My girl even pleaded w/ him, but he kept talkin shit and came at me. I crow hopped this bitch and hit him in the dome w/ extreme prejudice. I had this m/f doin the stanky leg!!
the stanky leg by Comanche Jackson January 26, 2011