75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet 

the jar of peanut butter at the back of your cabinet that you forgot about

bro why is there a 75 year old jar of peanut butter in the back of my cabinet, wait, oh i was trying to make a 75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet.

75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet by snekster69 April 29, 2022

The Jared Allen 

Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.

Pablo: "What happened to you?"
Santiago: "I tried The Jared Allen on my girlfriend and missed...."

The Jared Allen by TheInvertedNipples September 11, 2011

the Jareds 

Explosive diarrhea.

I would go to the movies with you, but I have had the Jareds all day.

the Jareds by Zuggalo September 29, 2011

The Jared Cipak 

A mosh move, usually starting with 2 or 3 2-Steps followed by a back/front flip. You do this repeatedly until your heart stops.

To do the jared cipak, takes much skill and ear streching, some will never master it, as hard as they may try.

The Jared Cipak by moshandroll01 January 31, 2007

doin the jared 

the act of sticking your dick inside a subway sandwhich and then fucking your girl anal position until the mayo mix leaks out.

oh yeah just went to subway bout to do "doin the jared" to my girl.

doin the jared by mcfunny names November 12, 2010

the jarv 

to recieve multiple brooklyn pickles all while updating websites and not getting paid

Hey Jarv, update this site. I'm sure they won't pay us ever. Maybe they will give you the Jarv if you're lucky.

the jarv by daRizz March 24, 2007

The Jarrod

A man who is always drunk. He also enjoys hentai, a lot of it. A. LOT. Of. HENTAI and I mean like so much hentai its unhealthy amounts. He will stalk any and all. There is no running. There is no escape. From he whom watches Hentai

The thing came for me, I'm not going back, The Jarrod, it was everywhere and no-where, There is no escape from * The * Jarrod

The Jarrod by Man of many genders January 3, 2019