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Syrian Sex

When a girl is alone with you in a room ready to have intercourse and the only person you end up fucking is yourself because you're Syrian.
Swedish Girl <laying in bed>: Can I spend the night here tonight
Syrian: No, I'm playing Gears of War and you're distracting me... Seriously.

or

While trying to seduce a Russian girl you're really attracted to who is drunk.
Syrian: "Drinking is bad... Let's discuss religion and saving sex for marriage"

Man this chick kept trying to ride buddy's nuts but all they ended up having was Syrian sex. I wish he grew a pair and hit that shit already.
Syrian Sex by Someone with balls January 11, 2011
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Syrian mudboat

When a woman takes a shit upside down and the shit lines the crack of her ass. And you fuck her using her shit as lube and then you paint each other's faces like deadpool with the shit
Bro I totally gave that slut a Syrian mudboat.
Syrian mudboat by dave brasky October 9, 2016

syrianophilia 

My act of love towards the country syria can be defined in one word syrianophilia
syrianophilia by Aquaman10 February 1, 2019
A name for a super nerdy girl who cries when she doesn’t get 18/20. She’s a good person though and adorable. Keep her when you find her.
Syrine is smart
Syrine by Syrineissmart September 20, 2021

Syrian Charm 

Stereotypically Incredibly beautiful women who are able to charm anyone , Putting them instantly under their spell. They have the most attractive eyes which are used as a form of seduction
She used her Syrian Charm to have that guy wrapped around her finger.

Syrian ASSaud gas attack 

while having sex, you roll your sock into a ball, place it against your butt hole, and fill it with your Sarin gas, then stuff the sock in her mouth.
Last night she got the Syrian Assaud gas attack and loved it
When somebody calls you it, it's a synonym to the arabic word "Mashallah"

Also, to describe one who comes from the beauitful country of Syria.
Arab Boy: "Wow he's from Syria? Mashallah he's amazing!"

Stephanii (from other "Definition"): "I know! I wish I was a Syrian, then I'd be beautiful."
syrian by Tarkheels12 June 6, 2007