A low key way to piss off your
girlfriend/wife and make her look like she is being “crazy”, or “bitchy”, for finding your simple, straight, answer to her
question rude, or
confusing.
Wife: Honey, would you like me to make you another taco?
Husband: Sure.
Wife: (blinks quickly and rapidly
multiple times)
Husband: (smirks
on the inside and waits)
Wife:
You know what Ron? I know how much you love my tacos, so I spent all evening making them just for you. The least you could do is say YES PLEASE, and hey how about a THANK YOU while your at it???