Summit Avenue 

Oh, boy. Where to begin? Summit Avenue is a street in St. Paul, Minnesota that stretches roughly 6 miles, running from the St. Paul Cathedral to the Mississippi River. The longest stretch of Victorian homes in the U.S., the street is chalk full of mansions, castles, history, and douchebags; it prominently displays the residences (or former residences) of several Fortune 500 CEOs, at least one U.S. Senator, the childhood brownstone of F. Scott Fitzgerald, the 36,000 sq. ft palace of James J. Hill, as well as the Minnesota Governor’s Mansion. Cruising down this antique street, one feels as if they were ushered back to a more simple time; a time when aristocracy was fashionable, servants were plentiful, and carriage houses were a necessity. All in all, Summit Avenue is a stunning street but probably a huge bitch to live on—so if you’re considering purchasing a home on the famous road remember the following: your friends will envy you, your taxes will reach near celestial levels, your kids will get made fun of, you can’t renovate because of the historical society, and it’s a fucking night plow route so you have to move your car every 3 days in the winter.

You: So I just bought a house on Summit Avenue

"Friend": OOOOHHH, Summit Avenue, eh?! (Annoying elbow to your stomach accompanied with a wink)

You: Fuck off, it's a two story shithole with carpenter ants and higher taxes than feudal Europe.

Summit Avenue by SummitResident January 20, 2011

summit hill

the queens of jr high
dumbest in the state
rude hoes who get into fights over one single goldfish
not rich kids
already lost their #vcard
vape gods

billy:ew u go to summit hill thats where are thirsty hoes go
tim: nahh dude at least im not a rich kid

summit hill by daddisonweenchull May 25, 2019

Summit Learning 

A learning program designed to reduce papercuts and slowly force students to fail at life due to stress. It also allows teachers to ass-blast students with precision while serving fried shit.

My Summit Learning home page has more reds than my DMs I haven't answered.

Summit Learning by Anuslicker8888 January 23, 2019

summit learning 

a way to get students to slowly fail at life is compared to getting a million paper cuts all over your foreskin and bathing in a bath of blue food dyed vodka while simultaneously grinding your teeth against a cheese grader as you listen to its everyday bro on constant repeat for ten hours

my summit learning home page is more red then all of the dms i have unanswered and thats saying somthin

summit learning by flatty patty November 6, 2018

Summit-County comma 

Named for the County in Ohio in which this particular ailment seems to be common.

A comma placed at a ludicrous position in a sentence, but specifically when placed directly after the subject and before the verb.

"The bright blue car, stopped at the stop light." is a sentence containing the Summit-County comma.

Summit-County comma by delink December 23, 2008

Summit Adventure Park 

A trampoline park that is known for the highest level of fun one can experience at a trampoline park. Adventurous in nature, with attractions that can be climbed on, jumped off, jumped over, or played in teams! It's the place to be.

Do you want to meet up with the girls at Summit Adventure park? Summit Adventure park is the place to be.

Summit Adventure Park by Momma Mac June 30, 2021

Summit Grove 

Pop Rock/Indie band out of Las Vegas, Nevada.

"Have you heard Summit Grove's song, Breathe On?"

"No but i will for sure check it out!"

Summit Grove by cluckcluck222 December 22, 2008