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Spartan jukebox 

Swedish term referring to the act of penetrating ones crush from behind, while wearing a spartan helmet and singing famous songs from the 60’s such as Good Vibrations. At the moment of ejaculation, the man shouts out the simple term: ”THIS IS SPARTA!”.
Friend: Hey man, wanna chill tonight?

You: Nah, bruh. Imma meet up with Greta tonight to perform the Spartan Jukebox

Friend: Habibi, good luck my nibba
Spartan jukebox by hshsba October 17, 2019
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Spartanburg pour

A comically large glass of wine, often exceeding 8oz
Dan I’ve had a long day, give me a Spartanburg pour.

spartan kick

A mighty kick during which the kicker stands on one leg, while bending the other leg up against the body before thrusting it forward with conviction. Often used to kick unfriendly black people into pits as seen in the movie 300.
Tequila does not agree with Carbs, so he Spartan Kicked a big dent into that crappy PT cruiser.
spartan kick by Zacheryy March 26, 2007

spartanthumb 

damn that chick is fine!id give that bitch the spartanthumb.
spartanthumb by jesse and gary January 7, 2008

spartan helmet

when a man is above a women and puts his penis right in between the eyes, on the nose so it looks like the front of a spartan helmet
I cheated on Scott, so i let him give me the ol' spartan helmet
spartan helmet by Sean Barrett March 17, 2007

dirty spartan 

its when your fucking a girl from behind and all of a sudden you yell "THIS IS SPARTA" and kick her off the bed.
I was fucking my girl after we watched 300 and i totally gave her the dirty spartan right off the bed
dirty spartan by Daniel Gray March 26, 2007

Spartanburg 

The one and only. There's no other place like it. Home of six colleges, five within city limits. Sometimes called the "Detroit of the South" due to the presence of BMW and other automotive related companies. Also, statistically the most cosmopolitan city of its size due to the diversity of the culture. Not much in the way of nightlife, but what there is, is great. Plenty of restaurants. Almost everyone who's born there leaves, experiences the world, then comes back home. It's the place everyone wants to leave when they're young, and the place to raise your family and live when they're older.
You gotta see Spartanburg to appreciate it!
Spartanburg by Burg Princess @ Heart September 17, 2008