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Law of Bill Russell 

(Bill Russell was a basketball hall of famer who won 11 world championships...so basiclaly he is a pimp and does what and who he wants) If any individual has earned 10+ world championships and is wearing atleast 10 of those rings at any time, all women who on a scale of 1-10 are rated a 10 within a 5 mile radius will be drawn by a magnetic force to that individuals genitalia and be attached at the mouth till that person removes a ring to make it less than 10
Ryder- wow i really need a blow job.

Greg- well just win 10 world championships.

Ryder- What good will that do me?

Greg- Well, by the law of Bill Russell if you were wearing your 10 championship rings you could get a blow job whenever you wanted.

Russelling 

Behavior that simulates actual work, while, in reality, not performing work at all
Programming emails in the morning to be sent out at various times during the day while spending the rest of the day at the bar drinking Margaritas.

What are you doing today Joe?
I am Russelling!
Russelling by Russeller January 7, 2013

Russell Wilson 

The quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks who fucked up in super bowl xlix by throwing an interception instead of handing it off to Marshawn Lynch.
Seattle native: Were about to win this game
New England Native: ok and if the Patriots win, then you owe me one hundred grand.
Seattle Native: ok not worried about it.
*Throws the interception*
Seattle native: Russell Wilson what the fuck bruh?
New England Native: wooooooooooo lets go!!!!!!

Russell Westbrick

Russell Westbrick is a professional game seller, Westbrick is also known to play with Lemickey. Westbrick gets his name from how he plays his game. Westbrick was never talented at basketball so he went to play for the Los Angeles Lakers. He is also known to blame his teammates for his bad performance and even leave the team.
Russell Westbrick just sold my 5 dollar bet on the Lakers to win the NBA Championship.

Russell Duce 

A really cool,sweet, and easy-going guy.

"That 'Russell Duce' of a guy just asked me out!"
Russell Duce by Russ Duce August 21, 2008

Russellwilsoned

To act with extreme humility, graciousness and absolute gratitude.
Dude, Maggie Gyllenhaal just russellwilsoned her acceptance speech at the 2015 golden globes.
Russellwilsoned by Allycat87 January 29, 2015