Roane County Reacharound

When a creepy dude comes up behind you and grabs your goods.

David gave that dude a Roane County Reacharound, so the dude punched him in the junk.

Roane County Reacharound by williec29 March 22, 2014

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Rhodesian reacharound

An ancient martial arts move similar to the Zimbabwe nutcracker in which the the opponents testicles are placed in the rectal cavity via the long way around.

Those bush warriors never stood a chance, the Rhodesian military was highly skilled with the Rhodesian reacharound

Rhodesian reacharound by Richard longshanks May 22, 2021

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Top-Gun Reacharound

The act of masturbating your co-pilot as he sits in front of you, after sedating him with rohypnol, followed by crashing the plane at the point of his sleepy orgasm.

I could really do with a Top-Gun Reacharound but I have neither an F-16 nor any date-rape drugs.

Top-Gun Reacharound by Chad Staddler July 5, 2006

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greasy reacharound

this happens to those members of society that are blessed to work at a fried chicken restraunt such as KFC of Popeye's. sometime near closing or during cleanup one will unexpectidely be the benefactor of a reacharound that includes the liberal use of warm fried chicken grease. it is said to be one of the strongest climaxes known to man due to the overwhelming sexual sensation combined with the smell of warm biscuits and fried chicken.

I know she fucked up and made extra of the original recipe today because there was plenty of extra ingredients for Trixie to give me the greasy reacharound. Her hair smelled like biscuits and I felt like there was a Cajun Sparkle explosion in my pants.

greasy reacharound by Co. Sanders October 6, 2007