Batting Practice

The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)

Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."

Batting Practice by G-Ram! (Pelvic thrust) August 19, 2008

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practically

Almost; but not quite.

The girl was practically of a normal height, but she was still pretty short.

practically by Matt4731 January 17, 2016

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A PRACTICA FELATIA

a avea vocea groasă, a cânta la flautul cu gușă / cu taragot, a fi guraliv(ă), a o lua în gură, a o lua la clarinet / la muie, a lua porcul la trântă, a o lua sus, a pupa înalt, a râde ca muta la înghețată, a sta la etaj, a o suge, a suge nasul la morți, a suge pixu’, a trage o clanță, a trece la ciocofon.

a practica felatia:
Baiatul : Sugi pixul!
Fata : Bine!

A PRACTICA FELATIA by mitza224 May 28, 2015

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Practice Safe Six

Short for “Thou shalt be at least two meters away from each other in public” to minimize the odds of being infected with the coronavirus.

With tens of thousands of diehard Trumpists and hardcore QAnonists in a number of red states selfishly refusing to wear a mask and to practice safe six, is it any surprise that the country has the world’s highest number of corona fatalities and infections?

Practice Safe Six by MathPlus March 31, 2021

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