get off my dick 

can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny

drink pussy...
get off my dick

why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick

why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick

why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick

why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick

thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick

hello
get off my dick

happy easter!
get off my dick

pass the ketchup
get off my dick

what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick

get off my dick by get off my dick June 5, 2007

get off my lawn 

A tagline added to posts that reveal the author's age, which is higher than he/she would otherwise care to admit. It plays on the cliché of the elderly yelling at kids who trespass on their lawns.

"You've got it easy with broadband. When I got my first AOL account, I had a 14.4K modem that I paid $150 for. Now get off my lawn! :-)"

get off my lawn by RevWaldo October 1, 2008

Get off the song 

A term used to tell someone to stop interupting a good song you are listening to with pointless jabbering.

Radio: She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice
She said Lola, L-O-L-A, Lol---

Person 1: Hey, in the Sixth Sense dont you think that Bruce Willis would have realized that he was dead sooner?

Person 2: (turns up volume)

Radio: Lola, L-O--

Person 1: (louder) Because I mean he had been dead for like eight months or something in the movie, Dont you think he would realize that nobody except an eight year old child has even acknowledged him in the past few months? And another thing----

Person 2: Hey, Hey! Will you get off the song for a minute? I'm pretty sure this conversation can wait.

Get off the song by assman kosmo October 23, 2010

Get off your high horse 

"Get off your high horse" is an idiom people retort with in an argument when the other person is acting like a holier-than-thou being when in reality, they aren't. To put it in a simpler manner, to tell people to stop acting as if they're the top authority when they aren't.

Person A: "I am completely entitled to go around dismissing people when they do something completely normal just because they're wrong and I'm ultimately right."

Person B: "Get off your high horse."

Get off your high horse by InsertDictionaryHere December 25, 2016

get off my nuts 

An expression used by a person who is feeling pressure in a social situation by either a specific individual or a group of people. This specific individual or group of people are usually trying to get the person who uses the expression to do something that they don't want to do.

"Every time I go home for the holidays my grandmother never fails to ask me about when I am going to settle down, get married, and have kids. I'd never say it out loud, but in my head I'm like 'get off my nuts grandma!'"

get off my nuts by NYLAsexbomb November 24, 2006

get off my jock 

leave me alone
dont speak to me
wow really?
honestly why dont u stfu

teacher: remy why dont you get off the computer
remy: why dont u get off my jock

get off my jock by St. Remy Martin December 16, 2008

get off my boards 

When someone is messing with you mentally or physically.

Hey Chris! Your shirt is gay. Get off my boards bro before I fuck you up.

get off my boards by Chris pappy August 26, 2017