Fremont Geyser 

When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.

"Nah I didnt want to so I hit her with the Fremont Geyser." " You nasty bastard."

Fremont Geyser by MikeOxmaul247 July 13, 2021

Fremont Geyser 

When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.

"Nah I didnt want to so I hit her with the Fremont Geyser in the back seat of my car." " You nasty bastard."

Fremont Geyser by MikeOxmaul247 July 13, 2021

fremont christian school 

crusty bankrupt school. 50/50 chance they fire your favorite teacher at the end of the year. everyone is gossiped about. no one is safe. oh and god forbid you add a rainbow somewhere on an art assignment.

dont send your kids here if you dont want them to deposit you to an underpaid nursing home as soon as they grow up.

person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: fremont christian school
person 1: are you okay
person 2: no

fremont christian school by legallynamed October 20, 2024

fremont christian school 

no one likes it here. everybody bullies u if u make one mistake. if ur the most popular bay area bitch, everybody will piss on u bc they have nothing better to do. no one is honest. everybody lies. hell is a safe haven compared to this place.

i go to fremont christian school

r u a judgemental degenerate
yes

fremont christian school by dhsahdsakldsa March 10, 2025

Basis Independent Fremont

A very bad school. Doesn’t care about their student’s needs. Underpays teachers. Don’t come here. Don’t send your children here.

A: Have you heard of Basis Independent Fremont?
B: No
A: good

Basis Independent Fremont by Nothingnobodyblankempty August 16, 2022

Republic of Fremont 

A neighborhood in Seattle, WA, mistakenly believing they are an independent state. Filled with pseudo-hippy artists and snobby artophiles. Also location to Fremont Festival, an annual summer solstice event known for its naked bicycle riders.

That guy who makes sculptures out of used meat? He's from the Republic of Fremont.

Republic of Fremont by damissy April 16, 2005

drive to fremont 

A "Drive to Fremont" is when a colleague craps on your suit on a beautiful Friday morning. Usually occurs when you should otherwise be at the farmer's market getting fish tacos.

I was finishing up court when John asked me to "Drive to Fremont." Totally ruined my Friday morning.

drive to fremont by Clarence Gideon January 17, 2014