Can't fix it

WHY WOULD HE BE ABLE TO!? HA! You're just.. You're just so fucking stupid! I don't understand! WHY!? Why are you fucking LIKE this?

Hym "Yeah? He can't fix it? Oh jeez! I wonder why that is! Why is that, do you think? Maybe it isn't broken. Maybe you don't know what it's doing... Because you didn't invent it... And NOW... You are refusing to listen to the person who did? Maybe that."

Can't fix it by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

Joe Fixit 

The alternate version of the Bruce Banner hulk.

He is the first version of the hulk to appear in Marvel Comics. He’s grey and wears a waist coat and retains his intelligence.

Joe Fixit spent most of his time as a night club bouncer.

Joe Fixit by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018

Fixity 

A term used to confuse a guy in vegas via text after he asks "what are you doing" at 2:23am. ? and he responds with "Yes Please"

girl: I gave that guy that bought me drinks my number. He just texted me what am I doing, what should i say?

friend: *grabs phone.... "FIXITY!"

Fixity by Vegas ready October 22, 2011

fixitbitch 

noun:
Any type of technical service provider or personnel. Mainly IT services.

verb: (to fixitbitch)
The act of getting another party to repair your device.

noun:
Hey Carl, call the fixitbitch, my computer is fucked again.

verb:
I cant use my laptop, it is being fixitbitched.
Could you please fixitbitch my internet connection?

fixitbitch by yanoosh and solomon February 6, 2019

Fixit 

a retard

"That guy acts like a fixit, sometimes."

Fixit by sleepykatyusha April 25, 2021