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snappy nappy dugout

A vagina that is so hairy and smelly that even bigfoot would be scared to go into that jungle. One that requires the use of a machete just to get access to the juicy split. Eye protection must be worn at all times because a few of the hairs are no longer curly and may poke out your eye(s). Keep all moist surfaces alway due to the high build up of yeast infections. Eat at own risk!
Last night at Northgate, this nasty white girl walked by and the snappy nappy dugout was in full effect because everyone's eyes began to burn and many taught the club was being raided with tear gas.
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nappy dugout 

A reference to the vulva/vagina. Nappy refers to the pubic hair because it is curly. Dugout is a type of canoe and refers to the shape of the labia. There are other references to the vulva as being a type of boat, for example: "Little man in the rowboat" = clitoris
When she bent over to take off her panties, I got a nice look at her nappy dugout.
nappy dugout by WillyB December 28, 2005

straight to the dugout 

a term used to describe when you go straight for anal sex on the first date without first a kiss, fondling, etc
"She pissed me off so much on our first date I decided to skip first base, second base, third, and home for that matter and went straight to the dugout"

The Miami Dugout 

This is when a girl gets down on her knees to give a guy (who is standing) a blow job. The girl wears a beer helmet with a full beer on each side, and the guy has the ends of the straws in his mouth and tries to finish both beers before he blows his load. Home Run!
It's a good thing I used 40's when she gave me The Miami Dugout, because my whiskey dick went extra innings.

Sloppy Dugout 

A busted up, well used vagina, that has seen better days, usually carries an odd odour, brought on normally by a large women's thighs rubbing together by a long evening of dancing and sweating up a storm. This axe wound will feel like a screwing a pail of water. The women will normally be a star fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I took home a hood rat and dropped my biscuit in her sloppy dugout

nappy dugout 

The vagina of a female descended from african relatives. (i.e. A black girl's pussy)
"Damn, I gots'ta get me some of that hoes nappy dugout"
nappy dugout by Zen Master Vex November 25, 2002

muddy dugout 

a very sloppy, used more than twice, been arond the block, ass hole.
muddy dugout by skyn December 17, 2003