Directioner 

More dangerous and skilled than FBI.

The Directioners found Paul's yeabook pictures, Zayn's and Niall's and Louis' bebos, and Harry's and Liam's myspaces'. They get One Direction related topics top-trending on Twitter daily on average and can analyse the shit out of everything they do based on choice of words, facial expressions, appearances and actions. News about One Direction spread amongst the Directions faster than Niall can devour a chicken wrap, double portion of curly chips, 5 hot chicken wings, and a corn on the cob.

Person 1: Did you hear, Zayn just bought celery and a frying pan.

Person 2: When?

Person 1: Like, four minutes ago.

Person 2: How do you know, they're on the other side of the world?

Person 1: I'm a Directioner.

Directioner by Hazzabo December 18, 2012

Directioner 

Directioners are the craziest, scariest, horniest fandom out there. Known for blogging 24 hours a day and writing the best gay smut that you will ever read, directioners are secretly insecure but hide it with amazing humour. Directioners have terms for everything: Fake Fans, supporting people together, young fans, girlfriends, etc. Many common, carrot-y inside jokes include 10.2 inches, carrots, spoons, cats, mirrors, etc.

Do not mess with a directioner or make fun of their ships, because they will most likely yell and then blog about it.

Person1: Hey, Why does Becky look so tired?
Person2: She's a directioner. She was probably up all night reading gay smut.

Directioner by Auden West May 29, 2013

potato directioner 

a directioner who finds the old jokes from the video diaries the funniest thing ever.

potato directioner: “I eat carrots😂😂 POTATOOO🥔🥕🐦🐦🐦🐦”
normal person: “wtf”

potato directioner by sakasirat July 9, 2021

Directioner 

People who are obsessed with 1D.(short for one direction)
They Scream their head off when they hear their song on radio, and other public places. They hate directionator.

Every Directioner like little things!

Directioner by Ain'tnobodygottimeforthat September 24, 2013

Directioner 

Is a person who stans the British-Irish boyband one direction. They are a fan base who basically worship the boys. They have been with them since they were the boys on the stairs, they know how many 'R's there are, they know who Kevin is, and they know what Larry is.

Girl #1 - OMG I'm a big Belieber #Jelena

Girl #2 OMG I'm a Directioner #Larry

Directioner by OneDirectionVamps February 17, 2017

Daddy Directioner 

The sexiest most full hearted boy with a six pack and a voice that is so unbeliebly beautiful that it makes girls loose their ovaries. Also known as "Daddy" of One Direction.

I love Liam Payne!

Daddy Directioner?

Daddy Directioner by skylala12 June 26, 2012

Directioner 

A directioner is a fan of a boyband, One Direction. 1D was formed in 2010 on the X Factor. The boys names are Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, and Liam Payne.

Types of directioners you'll meet in this fandom (mostly girls):

Nice Ones:
These girls welcome people into the fandom. They don't say rude things about the boy's girlfriends, and are addicted to the internet. And like any fan, they fangirl like a mofo.

Animals:
These girls are vicious and angry who want the boys to themselves. Unless you've been a fan since the X Factor, you're not considered a fan. They call them 'directionators'. They'll exclude anyone who doesn't know an inside joke about 1D, will harass the boys' girlfriends, and spam the boys' twitter. Most are immature and horny. They'll also rip apart anyone who doesn't think 1D is perfect.

Stalker:
Another type is the hardcore stalker. Not only do they know every single detail about the boys and stalk their social media sites, but they'll follow them in real life and stalk them to hotels.

Directionator:
These girls are likely new to the fandom, and pretend they know everything about the boys, but really, they barely even know their names. They're also known as 'carrots' as that was a reference from the video diaries. Some girls can evolve out of their carrot stage, and others will be trapped there. Directionators are seen as bad, and you don't want to be one.

New Directioner: "I'm new here, and I don't understand this."
Nice Directioner: "Sure thing, let me show you the tips and tricks of being a directioner!"

Nice Directioner on twitter: "OMG GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN LOUIS' NEW HAIRCUT ASDFGHJKL"
"NIALL'S LAUGH IS JUST OMG I CAN'T"

New Directioner: "I'm new here, and I don't understand this joke."
Animal Directioner: "CARROT ALERT! OMG YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU CAN'T JOIN THIS FANDOM"

Animal Directioner on twitter: "ELEANOR, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE LOUIS' GIRLFRIEND, HE LOVES HARRY!"
"SOPHIA, FUCK OFF #DONE"
"HARRY FUCK MY BRAINS OUT (message 978246728358727397)"

New Directioner: "Do you know Louis' birthday, I don't."
Stalker Directioner: "It's December 24, and Niall's is September 13, and Liam has a 10 inch, and Niall has natural brown hair, and Zayn was born with the name 'Zain' but he changed it to 'Zayn because it means beauty."
New Directioner: "I only asked for his birthday"

Stalker Directioner on twitter: "Harry is going to be in India for two months in the same hotel. I mean, I live in Cali, but i'm going to meet him there "
"Just saw Liam in his hotel room nude!"
"OMG Niall is doing a follow spree!"
"ZAYN IS ONLINE LET ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE!"

Directionator: "OMG I LOVE NEIL, ZANE, LEWIS, LEEUM & HAZ SO SO SO MUCH LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT 3D? I LOVE WMYB AND BSE"
Almost any Directioner (in their head, or typed out): "omg fucking carrot ass bitch ugh"

Directioner by lauralee00 December 10, 2013