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dingle berry 

the true definition of the word dingle berry lies here.
a dingle berry is the little pieces of toilet paper that are entangled in the hairs of the pubic or anal regions. usually these pieces have a brownish tint and are crusty in nature. They resemble cocoons on a spiders web. they usually hurt when trying to remove because they require pulling out the hair they are stuck to straight from the follicle.
Man, I was so pumped!!!!!
You know that hot girl I met at the bar, well we went to do a 69 but as I moved closer to her snatch, it resembled a dingle berry patch!!!!!!!!!!!
dingle berry by IFILLALLHOLES December 28, 2007

Dingle Berry 

a piece of shit that hangs from your pupic hairs and is stuck to them and when attempted to remove it really hurts.
my poop stuck to my pupic hair.
Dingle Berry by Brittney January 15, 2004

dingle berry 

When a piece of crap in the shape of a ball hangs from the ass of a cow.
dingle berry by mindy June 6, 2003

Dingle Berry 

Verb:

(1) The residue of feces in the form of balls left around the edge of your anus or asshole hair, which usually dangles like "jingle bells"

(2) The act of dunking your balls in a inebriated persons mouth over and over until arousal. aka the "submarine"

Adj:

(1) Someone who usually sticks out among others but in a ignorant, obnoxious manner
Verb: Yes guys! Darrel is out, lets go do the "dingle Berry"

Adj: Looks at this dingle berry, thinks he can blast his music in the lobby, geeze!
Dingle Berry by Bri Bri 1991 February 18, 2010

dingle berry 

Actually the oldest known definition of a Dingle Berry is this: "Two" turds hanging from "One" hair off of a "Goats" ass.
Hey Cooter! Looky at that there! Whut? It's "Two" turds hanging from "One" hair on that there "goats" ass! Why it's a "Dingle Berry"!
Indeed!...ehem. I mean, yup.
dingle berry by Oddmoore October 8, 2003

dingle berry 

dingle berry by jeff a November 10, 2003