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Coast Guard Goodbye

The day before a girl moves away you have the roughest nastiest oral, vaginal and anal sex with said woman to the point where she tears, sweal and bleeds then you cum all over her so her body is the color of the US Coast Guard flag.
Mary was always in to me but she was fat. So when she told me she was moving away i thought before she goes i would finally hook up with her and give her a Coast Guard goodbye.
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coast guard 

A rather unique branch of the DOD that used to be part of the Department of Transportation. Generally involved in missions including:
Drug Stopping/Seizure
Envoironmental Protection
Search and Rescue
Homeland Defense
I consider this to be a pretty valuable asset of the US military, but often wonder why it hasn't been incorporated into our Navy.
Fisherman 1: "Oh crap, out boat is sinking!!!"
Fisherman 2: "Sweet! Here comes the Coast Guard to save our asses!"
coast guard by MFrancis May 13, 2005

coast-to-coast 

(adjective)
Describes any contiguous amount of human excrement (generally in a coherent cable form) that may be partially submerged but surfaces on opposite sides of the bowl, touching dry porcelain on each end.
"Dude, my dude, just went coast-to-coast. Check it out."
coast-to-coast by Zor Prime December 1, 2003
can be used in place of cool, word, and tru dat depending on the context
The new 2010 Camaro is coast'n dawg!,
What up, how u doing? I'm coast'n!
Coast'n by Not Dust March 26, 2009

Coast Guard Reserve

When a "straight" female, whilst on a business trip, decides to play for the other team for the duration of the trip only.
Diane it appears has gone full "coast guard reserve" with the ladies from the trade show.
Coast Guard Reserve by handfullofass December 15, 2014

Coast To Coast 

A school or work day that lasts 12 hours.
"What's with all the energy drinks?"
"I'm going coast to coast today at work."
"Damn."
Coast To Coast by PrincessJetta April 24, 2009