cheddar 

Used in rural North Devon (South West England) to describe someones penis that is wider than is is long.
If you happen to be in this predicament - i.e. have a cheddar then your sex life is unlikely to be anything other than non existant

Clive - I heard that guys got a cheddar
Geoff - I know i saw it with my own eyes, i offered to give him a blow job, and to be fair it was pretty savage.
Clive - Yeah I can imagine, sounds fucked right up

cheddar by Clive and Geoff May 22, 2006

Cheddar 

The cops. Fuzz. 5-0.

"Oh shit, the CHEDS!"

"Slow down, the chedda's are lurking."

"Cheddar, RUN!."

Cheddar by Beanbucket123 April 28, 2010

cheddar 

a smoothly paved road, great for any type of skating

dude that hills so cheddar

cheddar by thirdlegjohnson July 11, 2011

Cheddar 

To cheddar someone is to inflict a large amount of pain upon someone for no good reason.
The Cheddaring involves a Pile on Of 3 of more people on the victim, Pens may be included.

Unlucky Gosling....he fell foul to the MEGA cheddar....worst cheddar yet!

In the Event of a Cheddaring there must be.... The Chedderers 'chedley crew'
The Victims ( red ted, Mil )




Chedder...Copywrited by Chedley Crew/

Cheddar by Chedda Victim May 13, 2005

cheddar 

Cute singer of 2 Term Nightmare. Can be spotted at home, due to current house arrest. See also Axl Rose.

Cheddar wails like a banshee, but complains about shit like he's Axl fucking Rose.

cheddar by 2TNfan July 30, 2008

Cheddar 

Cash

I’m glad the voters passed the MMJ law. Now I just hope we can keep the rats at the capital from eating all the cheddar.

Cheddar by Devvil Gee August 6, 2018

cheddar 

mine and the best cat on earth

hows my good cheddar cheese

cheddar by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020