Jonnny Checkers

A folk hero , has lived many lifetimes. Starting to become a movement In Albuquerque , New Mexico. May or may not be the jesus of the southwest.

Did you happen to hear about that boy Jonnny Checkers ? Some say he went on a hot air balloon ride and never came back.

Jonnny Checkers by Dr, me , actually October 10, 2018

play chess, not checkers 

Another way to say work smarter, not harder.

(Playing *INSERT SHOOTER GAME HERE*)
Person 1: That damned sniper always manages to shoot me dead, even though I keep hitting them with my bullets.
Person 2: Play chess, not checkers.

play chess, not checkers by TrueDragonzzz Gaming November 1, 2019

Charlotte Checkers 

An ice hockey team located in Charlotte, North Carolina. They are affiliated with the Hartford Wolf Pack of the AHL, and the New York Rangers of the NHL

LETS GO CHARLOTTE CHECKERS!!!!

Charlotte Checkers by Charlotte Checkers Fan January 29, 2009

Sexual Checkers 

A board game where you play checkers, only using reproductive organs, so I guess it's not really playing checkers at all.

He wanted to play backgammon, but instead we played sexual checkers.

Sexual Checkers by Sir Zurr March 14, 2009

stripandbendover checkers 

1. A smartass way to try to get someone to have sex with you.

Blue: Hey, we should play stripandbendover checkers.
Pink: NO WAY!

stripandbendover checkers by kawaiixwolf December 25, 2009

Slovakian Checkers 

The intimate but secretive action of asserting one’s dominance by using ones upper body muscles and limbs to hang from the top bunk of a bunk bed, while allowing the erect genitalia to dangle with droop into the lower bunk section. This action is most likely and usually done while watching irregular forms of pornography until profusely ejaculating onto the person or subject in the lower bunk section. This action is always finished with the subject (ejaculator) sneakily crawling down from the top bunk onto the subject (ejaculated) to whisper in the (ejaculated) subjects ear “checkmate” to finish the game.

“Mom I woke up with mad glizzy juice on my face, I swear dad was playing Slovakian checkers last night”.

Slovakian Checkers by DR Shotta May 12, 2021

played like checkers 

When someone tricks you, misleads you, or otherwise takes advantage of you.

That Nigerian scammer just tricked me! I was just played like checkers!!

played like checkers by flummoxer August 27, 2009