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broom wars 

Violent game of tug of war using a broom; Where 2 people fight over the broom and object is to take the broom out of your opponent's possession; no rules; otherwise known as B.T.O.W
Jake: "Ow! Tiffany you just bit me!"
Alyssa And Sam: " No rules! CRYBABY!"
Tiffany: "Anything goes THIS IS BROOM WARS!!!!!!"
Mom: "Take it from his possession! Twist! Pull!"
broom wars by Sayumm and Alyssa December 19, 2009
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broom pilot

One of the female sex that tends stomp around the house complaining and pointing at her other half. The typical broom pilot is skilled in her maneuvers and can give Harry Potter a run for his money.
Hey man it may be a little while before I can get out of the house. The broom pilot is giving me a hard time.
broom pilot by Fintastic August 25, 2013

Broom in the bonfire 

An old saying used when things aren’t going your way, but you’re resigned to going with the flow.
“When I was younger and confronted with hardship, my grandpa used to tell me, he said, ‘Sometimes you’ve gotta put the broom in the bonfire.’ He was right.”

Broom sweeping arm 

The arm that is used for repetitive action.
Person 1: Dude, my broom sweeping arm is aching
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I played squash for 2 hours
Person 2: ...wouldn't that make it your squash arm?

Broom a Coon 

A game three rednecks play in a pick-up truck. Two sit in the front and one sits in the bed of the truck with a broom. The three drive around looking for coons, once a coon is spotted they drive by and the person holding the broom hits the coon in the head. If the player drops the broom though, they have to go back and get it from the coon. Founded in Eastern Canada.
Hey, let's go play Broom a Coon
Broom a Coon by Chunkybuddha January 15, 2009

broom rape 

I looked up broom rape on wikipedia thinking it would be about people being raped with brooms, but it turned out to be a flower.
broom rape by DvdBengals November 6, 2007

broom closet 

a term used by the Pagan community for those who haven't yet revealed their religion to others. also applies to those who consider themselves witches (no, not like in fiction or tv. using meditation and energy work to change yourself or a situation pertaining to you) Comparable to a non-straight person still in the closet. By telling others, you can come out of the broom closet.
I'm seriously looking at Wicca, but to my parents I'm still in the broom closet.
broom closet by rhynne July 20, 2008