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cross branding 

defecating immediately after a person defecated previously in the same bathroom. generally said bathroom features a single toilet. however, in the case of particularly odoriferous defecators, cross branding may occur where said bathroom features several stalls. cross branding is the effect by which the two distinct odors combine to form a single, gag-inducing odor.
Guy One: I had to poo so badly that I used the bathroom immediately after Tom finished taking a dump. The distinct odors of our feces combined to form one foul smell.

Guy Two: Wow, that sounds like some serious cross branding.

co-branding 

When brands agree to cross-promote each other. In effect, each brand becomes a separate sales channel for all the others in the group.
When a driver of a high end sedan gets out of the car wearing an expensive watch and a bespoke suit, now that is co-branding. Each of the three brands have agreed to promote each other in RL (Real Life), on television, in print, online, in social media and on the mobile web.
co-branding by ProfBruce May 14, 2011

pen branding 

when you rub a pen back and forth really fast on a folder for a while. Then you put it on someone and it burns them
Person 1: Hey, bud, you're such a good friend to me.

Person 2: Screw you! I'm gonna pen brand you! *starts rubbing the pen on the folder*

Person 1: Nobody knows what that is. *pen brands him* Owwwwwwch

Person 2: Hehe, I like pen branding
pen branding by bossness00 January 15, 2014

digital branding 

The use of social media, email, sms and digital media for marketing and branding.
"We need to be targeted in our marketing efforts by employing digital branding to focus on digital media for improved profits." -small business owner
digital branding by Addison King February 6, 2015

double branding

Double branding is when Izzy Perry and some other sluts (including Phoebe Densombe) and Mia Cronin kick boys in the nuts for wearing different type of brands at the same time except Phoebe Densombe she is just a gold digger who makes up shit and wants presents all the time
"Your double branding nuts or a slap"

"Shit"

Jo Branding 

an acid attack.

Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded

brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"

Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”
"Damn, did you hear what happened to Bobby?"
"No, what happened"
" He got a Jo Branding"
"Damn"
Jo Branding by SciFi_Ninja June 18, 2019