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atomic skittle 

when you fart with your bare ass directly on a person's face.
typically and most easily performed when victim is unconscious.
the fart should saturate the nostrils enough to leave a sharp resinous tang for a few hours, or until victim is conscious.
Friend who wakes up in the morning says: "Yo, why does everything I eat taste like shit?" or "What the fuck? Who the fuck farted in here?" or simply "I feel dirty."

You: "That's cuz when you were out I farted right on your face bro."

Friend: "Seriously dude? We said no atomic skittles last nite."

Atomic Toot 

A silent and seemingly minute fart that is instantanously smelt as soom as it leaves your buttcheeks. It has a lingering essence to it that can usually be smelled from clear across the room, house or classroom.
Dudette 1- "I was in Math yeterday and let an Atomic Toot loose, so bad, the class uproared in an EWWWww!" She wispered to her friend.
Dudette 2-"Remember how I got into that accident the other day?"
Dudette 1-"Yea, I remember. The one with your Mom." she replied.
Dudette 2-"Well, I let an Atomic Toot out so ferocious that it 'Did' Knock my Mom out!"
Atomic Toot by Daravouchi October 11, 2013

Atomic Blond 

An extremely good looking and energetic blond person.
Couldn't keep my eyes off that Atomic Blond at the gym.
Atomic Blond by Yan01 June 29, 2014

Atomic Treehouse 

A catchy pop punk band that sings about nerd stuff and love
“I wish MY boyfriend was in Atomic Treehouse

Atomic Mouse-Trap 

When a guy lays on his stomach and a girl hovers her pelvic region above his face while giving him really amazing head. When he's about to come, he will tense up and not realizing, will shove his face into her ass. At this point, she will enthusiastically cut the cheese/drop the bomb and clamp her ass down on his face to ensure he gets a good whiff of her stench.

Commonly used as an act of revenge for previous sexual wrong doing.
"Last night, I thought my girlfriend had no hard feelings over the donkey punch I gave her the night before, because she was really going down on me hard, but I was wrong and I only found out when I started to come and totally got caught in an atomic mouse-trap, I've learned my lesson."
Atomic Mouse-Trap by Bowflecks April 8, 2009

atomic nut 

This is the best orgasm you will ever experience. It's like doing heroin, taking a bite of triple chocolate mousse, and finding out you won the lottery. Once you achieve this nut, you will never experience anything quite like it again because the nerves in your body have trembled and vibrated to such extreme measures that you'll feel like Roy Sullivan.
Holy shit I finally experienced the atomic nut. I didn't think it would happen, but it did and now I don't know what to do with myself.
atomic nut by SteezMonkey July 21, 2016