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raining on that wood 

being very wet on a man's penis

Boy, I'm drinking, I'm sanging on the mic 'til voice hoarse
Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard
raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz
Used in Beyonce's song "Drunk in Love"
raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
raining on that wood by mars'girll February 8, 2014
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chompin' on the wooly

Those girls were really chompin' on the wooly last night.
chompin' on the wooly by chjo January 30, 2007

Grippin' On Dat Wood 

The act of self-pleasure; masturbation. The term was popularized by You Tube video "Christian Rap Fail - Grippin' on Dat Wood" featuring various animals having a wank.
Grip grip yo, I'm grippin' on dat wood and it feels so good yo...

On the wood 

To have the money in hand or on the table.
Plug : You got that shit on the wood?
Nobody : No let me get a front
On the wood by On the wood December 25, 2020

On the wood 

When you pay for goods and services in hard currency such as cheeses or honeybuns; as opposed to paying on the bubble which will eventually get your ass smashed off the yard.
Crazy Joe? That guy is one of our best customers he always pays on the wood.
On the wood by bookofevans February 6, 2022

one off the wood 

One Off The Wood
Getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1OTW.
Gross beer guy: "Are you keen smash one off the wood later"
Tall mysterious guy: "ohh yeaaa"
Beautiful Girl: "My misso is away so KS 1OTW!!"
Pierced Eyebrow Person (undefined): "Smash that MF wheres the gold"

one-eyed wooly booger 

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.
Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!