The theory is that any girl with the name Avery will end up being pretty. If she is not pretty she will end up having a glow up because her name is Avery.

“That girl Avery had a HUGE glow up. She’s the definition of Wilkinson theory.”

Wilkinson Theory by Thy birthgiver January 18, 2021

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sammy wilkinson

DADDY!

Boy: who's that guy?
Girl:it's my daddy!
Boy: who?!
Girl: stfu! It's sammy wilkinson

sammy wilkinson by queen muffin February 21, 2015

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lord willing

Typically spoken by Christians, this means that it will happen if it is in God's plan. If God wants it to happen, it will happen. It ultimately shows that the person saying it trusts God to have control.

Lord willing, we are going to Alaska next month.

lord willing by theblackparader March 10, 2016

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Reverse Romanian Wilkinson

A freaky and indescribable sex move involving a penguin mask, a bag of marbles, and a kilo of guacamole.

Person 1: "that was unbelievable!"

Person 2: "that's the Reverse Romanian Wilkinson, baby."

Reverse Romanian Wilkinson by Spicy Holo-Pearl August 19, 2018

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