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Statler and Waldorf

1) two of Jim Henson's muppets. They are cranky, cantankerous old men who go out of their way to make everyone near them miserable.

2) two people who resemble the characters Statler and Waldorf in their behavior.

3) two people who pester, harass, and nettle the people around them because they have literally nothing better to do.
"Wow, do Skimmel and Sean ever shut up? They're just as obnoxious as Statler and Waldorf!"

"Don't feel bad hon, Draknar and Shalok always act like that. They're Statler and Waldorf."

Kimberton Waldorf School 

The place where hippies blow all their money to send their kids. Those children grow up to be full out hipsters with their organic gluten free non gmo foods and dont learn how to write until 4th grade
"Yes my child Ocean Breeze River Cuoma goes to the kimberton waldorf school it is quite fascinating"
"lol imma go smoke some weed peace out hippie"

Blair Waldorf Syndrome 

The tendency for successful, perfectionist women to go after “bad boys”, either as a form of rebellion, self-sabotage, or because they see it as a personal challenge to pull out the “glimmer of good” that they invision within said boy. Such is seen in Gossip Girl between the characters Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass.
Girl: Gee, Hannah, why do I like this boy even though he's mean and horrible and I actually kind of hate him?
Me: You have Blair Waldorf Syndrome! Sucks for you.

blair waldorf 

prettiest, most intelligent, fashion icon on gossip girl.
"if you're going to be sad, you might aswell be sad in paris !" - Blair Waldorf.
blair waldorf by princess444 April 20, 2022

Steiner/Waldorf school 

A school-cult where a colony of children get taught how to be a hippies and live in a space with virtually zero allowance for technology coz screens are cancer or whatever
I get bullied coz I go to a Steiner/Waldorf school

the waldorf

The waldorf is a sex position where the male covers his nuts with salad dressing and sprinkles them with croutons. then the male puts his nuts in the girls mouth and she begins to enjoy her waldorf
the waldorf by mr. waldorf March 28, 2009