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vert-fonce 

connor is a 15-year-old tumblogger from england. he has one of the best green blogs around and he's also known as "the king of green". he's on a mission to make everyone feel cared for and loved, and seeing as he's the nicest guy on tumblr he does a great job of this. if anyone messages him he will make them feel loved. there's not much more to say except that he is perfect!
vert-fonce: you're perfect <3
vert-fonce by leteti October 22, 2012

Vert tech 

technology that creates significant vertical growth on a beanie
Chad: nice vert Kyle.
Kyle: thanks Columbia has some good vert tech
Vert tech by mobfiji February 10, 2021

vert dick 

Biggest NN coming from US, who? Dude got tapped while trying to play smart, but he is botnik NN

Lil Uzi Vert 

A true goat that barely releases music. He is 5'4 but when he stands on his money he is 6'6. And when he hits her once shes dismissed. He can't fuck her sister so he made her lick dick. He is the greatest rapper of all time. All of his friends are dead so push him to the edge. He runs away on nardwuar interviews.
Omg is that Lil uzi vert, that guy is the greatest rapper I know. I heard he is 5'4, but when he stands on his money he is 6'6.

Lil Uzi Vert 

A savage ass up-and-coming rapper from Philadelphia who's hair is just like most black male GTA Online characters'. This nigga reads Scott Pilgrim, listens to Metallica, Marilyn Manson, and Korn. In his music video "Money Longer", he dresses like that boul from Yo Gabba Gabba and saves some jawn that's suppose to be a black version of Ramona Flowers from some kidnappers. This nigga out there but his songs can get you some mad pussy. For real fuck Netflix. If you play his song "Right Now" while you're chillin w/ a bad jawn, she'll immediately bounce on your cock like a fuckin trampoline my nigga. For real this mofuckas responsible for virginities getting lost out here my nigga. There's something about his music that makes bitches thirsty for some dick. Check his shit out.
I played some Lil Uzi Vert the other day when I was wit my side jawn and her pussy juice flooded the whole crib.
Lil Uzi Vert by Dr.P.Nis August 10, 2016

Xo trayvon vert 

Aw shit xo trayvon vert on the left bust a nut kid
Xo trayvon vert by Bi g nig February 6, 2018